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Yo! Glad to see you made it...

I'll be using this site as my own personal blog. Basically, I'll be posting whatever the hell I feel like posting. I guess it will be more like an online repository for my thoughts. A virtual notebook/idea book/scratch pad/sticky note, per se...

I won't be writing for a particular audience and there will be no rhyme or reason to my posts. If you don't like it, then screw you - you tasteless, unimaginitive, dull, conforming zero... (Ooh...)

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October
26
2006

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All Out of Whack

So, two extended party weekends in a row has taken quite a toll on me.

The weekend before last, I was up in Big Bear partying it up for Oktoberfest…

This past weekend, I flew back to Illinois to meet up with my good friends and celebrate NIU’s 100th Homecoming Anniversary. It was a crazy-fun weekend, to say the least.

I took a lot of pictures and others in my group are sending me pics they took, so I’ll inevitably be posting pics and writing a recap in the near future.

September
19
2006

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International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today, September 19, is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?